‘Avoid Doggy Style, It Can Send You To Your Grave’- South Africa Minister

I don’t have a any standard metrics or statistics t buttress my point but I can confidently say d0ggy style is the most practiced s’exual position during intercourse.

But as far as South Africa’s Minister of Health, Aaron Motsoaledi, is concerned, d0ggy style is dangerous and can send one to his grave than you could ever imagine.

The minister backed his claim with research, saying that the high pumping of blood during s*x, when one is standing or kneeling overloads the veins in the legs which ultimately causes stroke.

He told The Insider, “On cancer – one of the main causes of cancer is stress, fatigue and tiredness.

“The most energy consuming and stressful s*xual position for men is d0ggy; hence the connection is more than clear.

“Look, I am only giving you guys a snippet, but we will be posting the results of the full research on the Ministry website.

He added that he is in talks with Home Affairs Minister, Malusi Gigaba to craft legislation that will seek to outlaw this style.

According to him, occasional doggy style like only on Christmas day and Valentine is harmless but be sure that each night is suicidal.

“This is the reason why South African married men die and leave their wives a lot these days,” the 58-year-old man added.